Just passing through and thought I'd check up on all my little munchkins to see that you're all still behaving. It's good to see you're all still around...

And I wanted to share:

Ladies and Gentlemen Hobo's and Tramps
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants
I stand here before you too sit down behind you
And tell you something I know absolutely nothing about
One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
Two deaf policemen heard that noise
Came and shot them two dead boys
If you do not believe this story is true
Ask the Blind man
He saw it too

~Unknown~